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Total Medals Earned: 21 (From 7 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 305 Points

Doom Triple Pack

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/320 points)

Find Some Meat 10 Points

Doom: Get the chainsaw.

Cockadoodledoo 10 Points

Heretic: Turn an enemy into a chicken.

E1M9 25 Points

Doom: Find the secret Military Base level.

The Graveyard 25 Points

Heretic: Find the secret level.

Blasphemer 50 Points

Heretic: Beat the first episode.

Master Cleric 50 Points

Hexen: Beat the demo using the cleric.

Master Fighter 50 Points

Hexen: Beat the demo using the fighter.

Master Mage 50 Points

Hexen: Beat the demo using the mage.

Where's Episode 2? 50 Points

Doom: Complete the first episode of Doom.

Foreign Creature 2

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/375 points)

DOCTOR MURDER 5 Points

Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.

EVIL SINGER 10 Points

Infect singer in the backstage.

RAT INFECTION 10 Points

Infect poor rat.

3 DOGS SPREAD 25 Points

Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.

CONQUER THE WORLD 25 Points

Complete the game.

GUN SUICIDE 50 Points

Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.

KNIFE SUICIDE 50 Points

Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.

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Pico's School

Medals Earned: 5/7 (110/260 points)

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Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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Ragdoll Man Christmas

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Merry Christmas! 10 Points

And a happy new year!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Thing-Thing Arena 3

Medals Earned: 10/26 (150/500 points)

Can't wait for it 5 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade

Execution 5 Points

Perform an execution

Beligerantly understated 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Beretta

Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun

Variety Kill 10 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons

You can shoot them too 10 Points

Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them

Hasta La Vista 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns

Misanthropist 25 Points

150 Kills in a match

Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points

100 Kills with the Tavor

Shotgun Sniper 25 Points

100 Kills with the M1187

Abundance of ammunition 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Glock 18

Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points

100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer

Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points

100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher

LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points

100 Kills with the Laser Cannon

Tag! You're dead! 10 Points

100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher

Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Glock 18's

Chicago memoir 25 Points

100 Kills with the Thompson

Collateral Damage 25 Points

100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun

Corrosive Personality 25 Points

100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher

Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points

150 Headshots in one match

Deciple of Woo 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Berettas

Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points

100 Kills with the magnum

Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points

100 Kills with the Lead Pipe

Piercing Glare 25 Points

100 Kills with the Arrow Gun

Tried em all 25 Points

Get a kill with every weapon during a single match

Divine Powers 50 Points

100 Kills with Artifact 19